Spice Lover Pillows

Cannibal Recipes.

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

''Regular', 'Hot' or 'Extra-hot'.'

'We also sell water for eighty dollars a glass.'

"That's one thing you can't get up here, a good hot curry!"

Hospital Food

'For my last meal, I can't decide between comfort or spicy food my doctor said to stay away from...'

"Firecrackers are too dangerous dear. We'll celebrate July 4th by making our own firecrackers. We'll put spicy jalapeno and cayenne pepper dip on whole wheat crackers."

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

Hiding the salt mill

Rosemary Leaves. Rosemary Comes Back.

"Gesundheit."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

'The warhead is jammed full of super hot curry and spicy poppadoms. More powerful than anything nuclear.'

Backroad cuisine: REDHOT SWEDE...Minnesota - style chili

'Pass me the salt, parsley, marjoram, dill, coriander, fennel, basil, nutmeg, rosemary, thyme, oregano, and pepper please.'

"Hell's food isn't great, but the hot sauce is to die for."

You're the hot sauce on my everything.

Bad Mirages

Husband to wife as she pours red pepper into pot, 'I'm sick and tired of bland stew, Edna.'

Giant shaker.

'Sometimes I can't help wishing I'd had that rib barbecued with a nice spicy marinade.'

'What do you mean you 'don't like curry'?!!'

'Next time, eat your chili outside!'

'Curry my foot - the new redundancy scheme has started!'

'I just love the change of seasons.'

'The Burrito King.'

"Too much wasabi?"

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"