Spice Warrior Pillows

Chili - Not Recommended for Women or Children.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'The Burrito King.'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

Why did Ernie take that off his wrist and put it here when he had to leave the kitchen? For safety reasons. A watched pot never boils. Ernie says you are what you eat. It's true in his case. Ernie is just like his food. He is sweet, and has some but not too much spice. Plus there's nothing artificial about him. Also like his food, Ernie is an acquired taste. And to me they have both become irresistibly delicious!

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

Witch's Brew.

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

"Habanero ..."

Morale in the office was up 37 percent since the addition of the new 78th floor driving range.

Minister Starts at a New Church

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

Did you hear? Marco Polo went to China in search of herbs and spices. Wow! The first instance of thyme travel!

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

'I've changed my mind Donald. I don't want to put a little spice back into our marriage anymore.'

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

Old pumpkin spice

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

"If the packers lose I'll eat my hat."

"Young man, don't you ever add pepper to my soup again!"

He's allergic to pepper...

"Gesundheit."

The Four Seasonings.

'You want the chili? - Have you had all your shots?'

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

"Vindaloo hot enough for sir?"

Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.

Hiding the salt mill