Spice Challenger Pillows

Dave's Diner: You must be this tall to have chili.

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Tension filled the tent.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Too much cilantro

"Fresh pepper?"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

Witch's Brew.

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

"Habanero ..."

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"It'll never be ready in time."

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'I've changed my mind Donald. I don't want to put a little spice back into our marriage anymore.'

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

'Why do it the easy way when you can do it the right way?'

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

He's allergic to pepper...

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

"Vindaloo hot enough for sir?"