Spice Challenger Gifts

Dave's Diner: You must be this tall to have chili.

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Tension filled the tent.

Too much cilantro

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"Fresh pepper?"

Why did Ernie take that off his wrist and put it here when he had to leave the kitchen? For safety reasons. A watched pot never boils. Ernie says you are what you eat. It's true in his case. Ernie is just like his food. He is sweet, and has some but not too much spice. Plus there's nothing artificial about him. Also like his food, Ernie is an acquired taste. And to me they have both become irresistibly delicious!

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

Witch's Brew.

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

"Habanero ..."

"It'll never be ready in time."

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

'I've changed my mind Donald. I don't want to put a little spice back into our marriage anymore.'

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

Did you hear? Marco Polo went to China in search of herbs and spices. Wow! The first instance of thyme travel!

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

'Why do it the easy way when you can do it the right way?'

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

He's allergic to pepper...

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

"Why do you always have to be so judgemental?"

'You want the chili? - Have you had all your shots?'