Spice Adventurers Gifts

'Just give me the ham on rye.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Fresh pepper?"

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Harsh Mellows.

Why did Ernie take that off his wrist and put it here when he had to leave the kitchen? For safety reasons. A watched pot never boils. Ernie says you are what you eat. It's true in his case. Ernie is just like his food. He is sweet, and has some but not too much spice. Plus there's nothing artificial about him. Also like his food, Ernie is an acquired taste. And to me they have both become irresistibly delicious!

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Salt and Pepper

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'Chili again?'

"Habanero ..."

Old Book Smell

"Sriracha"

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

M.D. You burned a hole in your stomach --- eat only bland foods from now on! No more spicy food?! It's a season-ending injury!

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

'I've changed my mind Donald. I don't want to put a little spice back into our marriage anymore.'

'How's the curry?'

The Pumpkin Spice Routes

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

Did you hear? Marco Polo went to China in search of herbs and spices. Wow! The first instance of thyme travel!

The morning after the night before.

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

Hot Pepper Research: 'EUREKA!'