Spice Seekers Gifts

"Fresh pepper?"

"Are you sure you've done this before?"

Sex Shop

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Bad for you but to die for

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'The Burrito King.'

Canine Scentipede

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

Salt and Pepper

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

Witch's Brew.

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Old Spice

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

Pheromones.

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

'Chili again?'

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"