Spice Seekers Gifts

"Fresh pepper?"

"Are you sure you've done this before?"

Sex Shop

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Bad for you but to die for

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Canine Scentipede

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

'The Burrito King.'

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

Why did Ernie take that off his wrist and put it here when he had to leave the kitchen? For safety reasons. A watched pot never boils. Ernie says you are what you eat. It's true in his case. Ernie is just like his food. He is sweet, and has some but not too much spice. Plus there's nothing artificial about him. Also like his food, Ernie is an acquired taste. And to me they have both become irresistibly delicious!

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

Salt and Pepper

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Witch's Brew.

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Old Spice

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

Pheromones.

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.