Spice Enthusiast Gifts

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Hot, Medium, Mild, Con Queso

'Sorry Ted, I don't like hot curries: They burn my mouth...'

'Too much spice?'

'Are the buffalo wings hot enough for you?'

"I wouldn't if I was you- not unless you want a megasaurus in the morning."

"Well, you said that you wanted us to spice up our sex life..."

"Jalapeño was our first bagel to go platinum."

"So now I have to learn about the health benefits of turmeric?"

Share your tips or we put jalapeño on everything.

'Let me get this straight, Edna, you want to ad some spice to our sex life?'

Hot Pepper Research: 'EUREKA!'

'The fabled Spice Islands'

'I've eaten something that disagrees with me.'

'I should have told him those were spicy.'

'Chili again?'

'How do you like the chili, Dear? I gave it a little extra 'kick' like you wanted!'

'Hold your breath! It's time to add spices and I don't want you to sneeze into my dinner.'

"We have 'Too Hot,' 'Too Cold,' and 'Just Right.'"

Salt and Pepper

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"Well yes darling, this is food, but I for one will not eat this: it's a hot chilli..."

"Sriracha"

"Wasabi?"

"Mas agua for the gringos?"

Four waiters grind pepper

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"Honey, that wasn't avocado."

"Say hello to my little friend!"

"And now, way too much cumin because Daddy has no idea what he's doing."

"Pepper spray?"

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"They put hot pepper in the bird feeder to keep squirrels away, but it attracted these dorks."

"Here - Orders for chili have to be put into writing."