Spice Enthusiast Gifts

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Simon and Garfunkel's Spice Rack.

"I wouldn't if I was you- not unless you want a megasaurus in the morning."

Hot, Medium, Mild, Con Queso

'Are the buffalo wings hot enough for you?'

'Too much spice?'

'Sorry Ted, I don't like hot curries: They burn my mouth...'

"Well, you said that you wanted us to spice up our sex life..."

"Well yes darling, this is food, but I for one will not eat this: it's a hot chilli..."

'I've eaten something that disagrees with me.'

'I should have told him those were spicy.'

'Chili again?'

'How do you like the chili, Dear? I gave it a little extra 'kick' like you wanted!'

'Hold your breath! It's time to add spices and I don't want you to sneeze into my dinner.'

'The fabled Spice Islands'

Hot Pepper Research: 'EUREKA!'

"We have 'Too Hot,' 'Too Cold,' and 'Just Right.'"

'Let me get this straight, Edna, you want to ad some spice to our sex life?'

Share your tips or we put jalapeño on everything.

Salt and Pepper

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"So now I have to learn about the health benefits of turmeric?"

"Jalapeño was our first bagel to go platinum."

"That's your solution for everything isn't it, Max? More pepper."

Cooking.

"Meh, I've had hotter."

Accepting change can be challenging

'What do you sugget for a couple of fuddyduddies who love hot and spicy, but have to eat bland?'

"So you've got a knife, I've been chopping chillies all day and I haven't washed my hands!"

'I added tobasco sauce to make it pink.'

'How's the curry?'

'Whose idea was it to add the brimstone?'

'Are the batwings hot and spicy or mild?'

'Roger has his heart set on Texas, for the chili cook-off season!'