Spice Expert Gifts

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'Needs salt!'

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

'The Burrito King.'

Too much cilantro

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

Salt and Pepper

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

Witch's Brew.

Just a little seasoning...

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

'Chili again?'

M.D. You burned a hole in your stomach --- eat only bland foods from now on! No more spicy food?! It's a season-ending injury!

"Sriracha"

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

A consumer guide to cheese.

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

Cannibal recipes.

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."