Spice Expert T-Shirts

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'Needs salt!'

'The Burrito King.'

Too much cilantro

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Salt and Pepper

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

Witch's Brew.

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

Just a little seasoning...

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'Chili again?'

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

"Sriracha"

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

A consumer guide to cheese.

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

Cannibal recipes.

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

'How's the curry?'

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"