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"...And just a little too much cayenne pepper for my mother-in-law..."

Chess Chef

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Salt and Pepper

Witch's Brew.

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Mayo-A-Mayo

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

'Chili again?'

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

M.D. You burned a hole in your stomach --- eat only bland foods from now on! No more spicy food?! It's a season-ending injury!

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

"Sriracha"

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

'How's the curry?'

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

Wall St Baptist: 'Life is exactly like the stock market exchange and we each have our own portfolio to manage.'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

The morning after the night before.

Old pumpkin spice

'Let's take a minute to allow the bad karma of the old regime to lift.'

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'