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"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'Needs salt!'

Too much cilantro

"Fresh pepper?"

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Salt and Pepper

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

Witch's Brew.

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

Just a little seasoning...

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'Chili again?'

"Sriracha"

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

Tartar sauce.

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

The morning after the night before.

The Pumpkin Spice Routes

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

Cannibal recipes.

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."

'How's the curry?'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"