Seasoning Specialist T-Shirts

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

"And here is our man for all seasonings."

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"I come here for the pepper."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

Just a little seasoning...

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

"No offense, but the manna needs salt."

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

Tartar sauce.

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

Last Will and Testament: Salt, Pepper, Tarragon, Garlic.

"Is this a sex thing?"

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

"It could never work, Richard. I'm going to be a gefilte fish, and you're not."

God's Kitchen

Todays Special: Beans on Toast #2.50 (use of tin-opener 10- extra. . .)

Gordon Ramsay

Antonio Carluccio.

"The reason my salt is so expensive is because it's preservative-free."

"Aw, man, that's never coming out."

Restaurant School: Fresh-Ground Pepper 101

Chess Chef

"It needs more old salt."

'Pass me the salt, parsley, marjoram, dill, coriander, fennel, basil, nutmeg, rosemary, thyme, oregano, and pepper please.'

Mice spice

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

"Did you remember the tartar sauce?"

"There, dammit. Is that enough pepper for you??"

"We're checking ourselves out after making our own salads and grinding our own coffee...they should be paying us!"

'Table 17 wants his salmon seasoned only with sea salt - from the Pacific; between 25 and 30 degrees south latitude.'