Seasoning Aficionado T-Shirts

"Is this a sex thing?"

'Pass me the salt, parsley, marjoram, dill, coriander, fennel, basil, nutmeg, rosemary, thyme, oregano, and pepper please.'

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

Worcestershire cat

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Country Bumpkin.

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Flying sauces.

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

Pull the udder one

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

Just a little seasoning...

'Can he come out and play?'

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

"No offense, but the manna needs salt."

I've located your problem, luv!

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

Beauty and the Baste

Rattlecornsnake

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

"Linguini for two?"

'listen - it's haute cuisine, coming up the river from New Orleans.'

Seasonal workers in the restaurant trade: 'Salt...pepper'.