Seasoning Aficionado Gifts

"Is this a sex thing?"

'Pass me the salt, parsley, marjoram, dill, coriander, fennel, basil, nutmeg, rosemary, thyme, oregano, and pepper please.'

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

Worcestershire cat

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Country Bumpkin.

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Flying sauces.

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

Pull the udder one

'Can he come out and play?'

Just a little seasoning...

"No offense, but the manna needs salt."

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

I've located your problem, luv!

Beauty and the Baste

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

Rattlecornsnake

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

"Linguini for two?"

Seasonal workers in the restaurant trade: 'Salt...pepper'.

'listen - it's haute cuisine, coming up the river from New Orleans.'

"Here's to a great post-meal nap."

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

GLOO!