Seasoning Lover Gifts

Four waiters grind pepper

Any time is cake o'clock

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"I come here for the pepper."

'The Burrito King.'

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

"No offense, but the manna needs salt."

"Habanero ..."

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

'Jingling your change won't get us a better table.'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

Man proposes using strong flour as a ring.

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

"Gesundheit."

"Is this a sex thing?"

Kitchen - Sign reads 'Out of Hors D'Oeuvres.'

'You order the jumbo combo?'

How your grandparents act vs. how your grandparents vote.

"What do you recommend that's fit for a king?"

Hiding the salt mill