Seasoning Lover Gifts

Four waiters grind pepper

Any time is cake o'clock

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"I come here for the pepper."

'The Burrito King.'

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

"No offense, but the manna needs salt."

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

"Habanero ..."

'Jingling your change won't get us a better table.'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

Man proposes using strong flour as a ring.

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

Le Gourmet Bistro. Paging Mister Zah, paging Mister Zah. Do we have a Pete Zah here?

"Is this a sex thing?"

"Gesundheit."

Kitchen - Sign reads 'Out of Hors D'Oeuvres.'

'You order the jumbo combo?'

"Right now I'm enjoying that brief period between having just lost weight and putting it back on."

Cottage cupcakes.