Condiment Lover Gifts

"Sorry pal, I'm all out of mustard, but there's plenty of ketchup!"

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Ice Cream Surgeon

Assault 'n' Vinegar

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"You're the lid to my pot."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Pi Ala Mode.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Banana Split...

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Ice Cream Dreams.

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Flying sauces.

Banana Split Personality

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Chocolate Shop

"My wife complains that I'm cold and self-serving."

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

Tabletop Theatre

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."