Cinnamon Lover Gifts

Pumpkin Spice

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sir Winston Churchill

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Candle Portraits.

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

'The Burrito King.'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Baking

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Chocolate Shop

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."