Caramel Connoisseur Gifts

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Our visit to the flan factory.

Pastries and Candy

Chocolate Shop

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Cake Friday!

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

The dark side of Halloween.

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Bubble Gum Dispenser

Secret sweetie drawer...

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

'Lucky for us, there's a sucker born every minute.'

Mother using candy cane to pull son away from toy window.

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

'I'd love you to come round, Samantha - but I'm sipping my cocoa all ready for sleepy bo-bos.'

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

Candle Moment

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

Pumpkin Spice