Caramel Cappuccino Connoisseurs Gifts

Gosh dern it, Cookie! Thanks to you the boys won't punch cattle without a frothy cup of yer Mesquite Caramel Cappuccino!

Pastries and Candy

Our visit to the flan factory.

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"What does she have that I don't?"

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

"We're Quietly Confident That It Smells Of Cinnamon"

"This is our coffeemaker room."

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

"I love the way next door never tidy their garden - it's the perfect source of blackberries for our apple crumble."

'Regular coffee? What's regular coffee?'

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

'We don't want your business; we just want the recipe.'

"Maybe I'll just put these cookies back."

'That was our first ashtray... we both quite and now we use it as a candy dish.'

'These are the very best Halloween bat cupcakes I have ever seen, Alice!'

The Ladies of Kew took baking very seriously.

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

"Could I have a skinny, half fat caramel infued Americano with a double shot and froth. . . but without the coffee!"

'Want to help make cupcakes for your school Halloween party?'

"I'm old. What's good for that?"

Parking Meters at Tables in a Cafe

'This is my 7,623rd cappuccino to date.'

Fred didn't know what was odder: his wife's beauty tip that hemorrhoid cream reduces bags under the eyes or that he actually tried the tip.

"It's no use, Marc. There've already been too many decaf cappuccinos between us."

'The corned Beef Cappuccino needs work.'

Fuel Station - The pumps read: Espresso, latte, cappuccino.

Alrighty... Let's begin our social distance-compliant tea party."