Cappuccino Aficionado Gifts

'The corned Beef Cappuccino needs work.'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Back to work...

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Allegro con molto espresso

Beer Stall

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"Two vegans, please."

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Balancing two espresso martinis

You've Had Enough!

wattle covers

Happy thoughts

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party