Cappuccino Aficionado Prints

'The corned Beef Cappuccino needs work.'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Back to work...

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

You've Had Enough!

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Beer Stall

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Balancing two espresso martinis

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Allegro con molto espresso

"Two vegans, please."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

wattle covers

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

Happy thoughts

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Law School teacher.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'Sleep deprivation's the least of my worries; I can't get these amortisation bluebells to frangipane...'

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party