Espresso Aficionado Gifts

'So how would you like your coffee...Small, Large or Intravenous???'

'Do you have any coffee?'

'Would you like to try our new ultra-caffeinated blend? I you're still holding the cup halfway through, it's free.'

Russian Espresso

"Good! I see they made the coffee nice and strong this morning."

Coffee Machine: Out of Order

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

De'ja' va - "This coffee is starting to repeat on me!"

'Coffee overload.'

'Watch your mouth.'

"The only lemons we use now are to flavor the rim of your espresso."

"I wish you wouldn't embarrass me by ordering plain coffee."

"The coffee here is so expensive! What can I get for a dollar?"

Coffee or Coffee

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Damn To-Go punks!"

"I don't know why I'm so irritable..."

'What's the antidote for espresso?'

Well, no wonder the natives are restless. They're worshipping an espresso machine!

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

If coffee cups told the truth...we are happy to serve you. Tomorrow maybe?

"The natives are restless."

"I really enjoy our quality time to catch up, reset, and get all jittery together."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Witness the power of this fully operational battle station

Coffee Venn Diagram

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"