Espresso Aficionado Gifts

'So how would you like your coffee...Small, Large or Intravenous???'

'Do you have any coffee?'

'Would you like to try our new ultra-caffeinated blend? I you're still holding the cup halfway through, it's free.'

Russian Espresso

"Good! I see they made the coffee nice and strong this morning."

'I think it's time we got rid of the espresso maker.'

"Decaf, Sid?"

Coffee Machine: Out of Order

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

De'ja' va - "This coffee is starting to repeat on me!"

'Coffee overload.'

'Watch your mouth.'

The Coffee Specialist

"The only lemons we use now are to flavor the rim of your espresso."

"I wish you wouldn't embarrass me by ordering plain coffee."

"The coffee here is so expensive! What can I get for a dollar?"

"You're gonna make PETA's most wanted list."

Coffee or Coffee

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Damn To-Go punks!"

"I don't know why I'm so irritable..."

'What's the antidote for espresso?'

Well, no wonder the natives are restless. They're worshipping an espresso machine!

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

If coffee cups told the truth...we are happy to serve you. Tomorrow maybe?

"The natives are restless."

Another humdrum morning. Grind beans, make coffee, clean up coffee … wipe down counter … find cellphone left by some distracted customer, put in lost and found … have extraordinary revelation. My ship has come in! House of Java.net Cybercafe. Stay tuned …

Cafe. He's a caffeine addict. Nobody can match his intake. An espresso machine!

Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.

What are you scribbling on your pad there, nephew? I ordered a quintuple espresso with extra caffeine, and right away you started scribbling. Is it about me? You're not documenting my orders and passing them on to my wife, or my doctors, are you? I'm a grown man! I can handle anything! I've been drinking coffee since before you were born, you traitorous, whippersnapping tattle-tale! Will I go unreported if I downgrade to a quadruple? Does whippersnapping have on p or two?

Quadruple espresso. Sorry, Uncle Mort. I'm gonna have to cut you off. I'm old! I can drink as much as I want, whenever I want! You think I got this old without knowing what I can and can't handle? Sorry. See?! I told you I -- Zzz. A barista should always follow his instincts

"I really enjoy our quality time to catch up, reset, and get all jittery together."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

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Coffee Venn Diagram