Espresso Enthusiasts Gifts

Coffee sizes

'He's on his sixth cup of coffee.'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Eternal Student.

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

You've Had Enough!

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

Writers without borders.

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

Espresso Martini Peacock

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Non-Power Breakfast

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

Countervailing Clichés.

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i