Espresso Gifts

'What do you mean 'all it does is make espresso?!' I like espresso!'

'Regular coffee? What's regular coffee?'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Valentines for coffee

"We don't get a lot of call for double-shot-espresso-vodka-prozac-mocha's."

Abstract Espressoism

"It started out as a coffee club, but things got out of hand. Now we're a coffee cult."

After 5 months in hibernation, Clyde needed a real 'pick-me up'.

After 5 months in hibernation, Clyde needed a real "pick-me-up"

Abstract Expressoism

Espresso Martini Peacock

Sermon on the Grounds...

"Tall and full-bodied...and really chocolaty brown too...if she gets me all nervous and excited, even better!"

'You've had enough.'

Luigi's - Single Shot, Double Shot, Rapid Fire.

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

'Is this because our espresso machine is out of order?'

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

Cafe. He's a caffeine addict. Nobody can match his intake. An espresso machine!

It's brilliant. Customers can have the opportunity to learn the secrets of making espresso drinks. We'll charge them double if they want to make their own, and, get this

Of course I can get you a double-caffeine espresso. You

What are you scribbling on your pad there, nephew? I ordered a quintuple espresso with extra caffeine, and right away you started scribbling. Is it about me? You're not documenting my orders and passing them on to my wife, or my doctors, are you? I'm a grown man! I can handle anything! I've been drinking coffee since before you were born, you traitorous, whippersnapping tattle-tale! Will I go unreported if I downgrade to a quadruple? Does whippersnapping have on p or two?

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"I prefer the term 'barista.'"

"I want to break up, but he's got an espresso machine."

Witness the power of this fully operational battle station

The Fountain of Espresso

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'