Espresso Pillows

'What do you mean 'all it does is make espresso?!' I like espresso!'

'Regular coffee? What's regular coffee?'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Valentines for coffee

Abstract Espressoism

"It started out as a coffee club, but things got out of hand. Now we're a coffee cult."

After 5 months in hibernation, Clyde needed a real 'pick-me up'.

After 5 months in hibernation, Clyde needed a real "pick-me-up"

Abstract Expressoism

Espresso Martini Peacock

"Tall and full-bodied...and really chocolaty brown too...if she gets me all nervous and excited, even better!"

'You've had enough.'

Luigi's - Single Shot, Double Shot, Rapid Fire.

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

'Is this because our espresso machine is out of order?'

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

"I prefer the term 'barista.'"

"I want to break up, but he's got an espresso machine."

Witness the power of this fully operational battle station

The Fountain of Espresso

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

Eternal Student.

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Selling lemon latt�

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."