Espresso Express Gifts

Running Latte

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You've Had Enough!

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

Balancing two espresso martinis

Espresso Martini Peacock

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

The coffee's not working.

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

The Elephant in the Womb

National Coffee Day

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'You've had enough.'

Coffee Menu

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

Sermon on the Grounds...

Museum of Natural Cliches

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"