Espresso Express Gifts

Running Latte

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

You've Had Enough!

Balancing two espresso martinis

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Espresso Martini Peacock

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

The coffee's not working.

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

The Elephant in the Womb

National Coffee Day

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

'You've had enough.'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

Coffee Menu

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

Museum of Natural Cliches

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.