Espresso Explorers Gifts

Coffee Shop - Today's special: 3 bucks for a lousy cup of coffee.

"I think our coffee shop is going after an even younger market."

"It's a mug's game!"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

You've Had Enough!

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Danger Slow Sand.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Countervailing Clichés.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."