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"I think our coffee shop is going after an even younger market."

"It's a mug's game!"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

You've Had Enough!

Danger Slow Sand.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

Countervailing Clichés.

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

The coffee's not working.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'