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'Have you noticed how hard this doctor's face is to read?'

Only a handful of people are this small.

'I never let the grass grow under my feet.'

'It's all very well this 'The early bird catches the Worm' business, but I'm nocturnal...'

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

'What people tend to forget is the room in the elephant.'

"This can't be the road to Hell, it isn't paved!"

"Stop smirking, it's just an expression! You know perfectly well what I mean when I say I'm putting my foot down and you can't go out tonight!"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Paul Klee

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."