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"Hang on...We must be doing something wrong...How does that saying go again?"

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

"Don't listen. It's a red herring."

"Well, I'll be darned. They had just walked away."

"I'm greener, yes. But am I happier?"

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

Damned if you do Damned if you don't

"For the last time, stop saying 'Let's just wing it'!"

"Hey, it's good news!!"

"O.K., so you had to break a few eggs to make an omelette, but now some of those eggs are suing."

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"'Damned if you do, Damned if you don't', … Talk about 'win, win'."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

'I don't know if the cat is away ot not - I got his answering machine.'

Smoky was reluctant to speak, but anything straight from the horse's mouth was always well received...

'Wait, son...you can't go out like that! You forgot to dot your I.'

The Smiley Face at home.

'It's made of teflon. That way, when 'the stuff' hits it, it doesn't stick.'

Blank head looks at emojis in closet.

"This elephant in the room thing, is it an Indian, Asian or African elephant?"

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"It's totally pointless - that's what makes it art."

"What should we do today? Swim against the tide or go with the flow?"

"Okay, roses smelled. What next?"

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Letting the cat out of the bag.

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

'Oh, Harold...How can I face our family and friends knowing you're a crossdresser?!'

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

'Couldn't you have just gone goth like your brother?'

I feel angry

'The s**t hit the fan, thank the Lord it wasn't turned on.'

'This isn't the best start to a finance meeting...'

'When I said children should be seen and not heard, I wasn't giving you permission to get tattoos.'

"What if it's raining cats and dogs?"