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"Want to come along and take turns explaining the look on his face."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

Dialogue

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

She - Interpreter - He.

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

The Elephant in the Womb

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

"Are these 'raw' facts or 'spun' facts?"

Museum of Natural Cliches

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

Confused drivers

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."