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Happy As Larry

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

The Elephant in the Womb

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

Museum of Natural Cliches

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

Devil in the detail

'Mommy! Larry's making faces again!'

"Say these things, don't think them!"

The Fascinating Language of Ambivalence, Decoded.

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

"They say the early bird gets the worm, but something's rotten in Denmark with this scenario!"

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

"Is that all you can say - 'It's not messy'?"

"I though you said I should take the ball and slowly meander around with it."

"I ask you, what would life be like without similes?"

"Stop smirking, it's just an expression! You know perfectly well what I mean when I say I'm putting my foot down and you can't go out tonight!"