Expressions Explorer T-Shirts

"I fail to see why this is such an achievement."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Paul Klee

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Math Dreams

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

Pi Ala Mode.

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Ninedency: A budding tendency

"How was work?"

Calculation Board - You Are Here

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

Lemniskate

Sauce for the Goose

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

"If you want to make a difference, become a mathematician."

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

Presentation: Any questions?

"Yo, this should be a two."

The Elephant in the Womb

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

Warning: Math Ahead!

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

Using Frank Drake's famous equation, Betty calculates the probability of finding intelligent life on a Saturday night.

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'