Expressions Explorer Gifts

"I fail to see why this is such an achievement."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Paul Klee

Math Dreams

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

Pi Ala Mode.

E=mc2.

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Lemniskate

Ninedency: A budding tendency

"How was work?"

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

Sauce for the Goose

Calculation Board - You Are Here

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

"If you want to make a difference, become a mathematician."

"Vanessa has done a not bad de Kooning."

Presentation: Any questions?

"Yo, this should be a two."

The Elephant in the Womb

'A new musical - Einstein's quest - rehearsal'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Warning: Math Ahead!

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

Using Frank Drake's famous equation, Betty calculates the probability of finding intelligent life on a Saturday night.

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."