"He's dreaming about me, Doctor. I can always read his cute expressions."
Expression Reader Gifts
Looking for a gift for the expression reader in your life? Whether they’re a writer, artist, or inquisitive thinker, our collection sparks creativity and encourages self-expression. From witty mugs to inspiring prints, these thoughtful gifts are perfect for inspiring their next big idea or simply showing appreciation for their creative spirit.
"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"
"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."
'No swimming. No breathing.'
Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.
Wishing Well, Wishing Good.
A Hard Look At Hard Looks
"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"
"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."
No Immediate Danger
'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'
Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'
"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."
Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.
"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."
Yes, That Was The Exit
'It's almost as if they knew!'
"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."
The Elephant in the Womb
'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'
'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'
'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'
"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."
"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."
"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."
Stadium. No fans allowed. In baseball, "shutout" now has two meanings.
S**t Threw a Goose
Museum of Natural Cliches
"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."
Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks
Je Suis Charlie
An English and French student converse.
"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"
"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."
Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.
Expression Reader Gifts Collection
Expression Reader Mugs
Interested in more? Check out our collection of mugs for expression readers—perfect for brightening mornings and fueling creative thoughts.
Expression Reader Pillows
Add some inspiration to their space with pillows designed for expression readers—comfort and creativity in one.
Expression Reader Prints
Find inspiring prints for expression readers—beautiful artwork that celebrates imagination and creativity.
Expression Reader T-Shirts
Discover fun and inspiring t-shirts for expression readers—wear their passion and personality with pride.