Expression Master Gifts

"You can just say you don't like it ... you don't have to make that face!"

Gymnastics.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

The Elephant in the Womb

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

Museum of Natural Cliches

Mime father in the delivery room.

A great new year (for cartoonists).

'Your reflexes are still good!'

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Quiet Quitting

"I ask you, what would life be like without similes?"

"They say the early bird gets the worm, but something's rotten in Denmark with this scenario!"

"I though you said I should take the ball and slowly meander around with it."

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

Devil in the detail

"Say these things, don't think them!"

The Fascinating Language of Ambivalence, Decoded.

'Mommy! Larry's making faces again!'