English Expressionist Gifts

"I'm writing an inverted sentence like you told me. That's what I'm doing."

Paul Klee

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"Feel better, dear?"

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

'You're no Pollock.'

Who are you?

Mime father in the delivery room.

A great new year (for cartoonists).

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

Metropolitan Art Center current exhibit: Father of the Finger-In-Your-Eye School of Modern Art.

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

Quiet Quitting

"Practicing my hate-face."

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

Optimism, Pessimist, Surrealist

"Of course, art is one thing, dear - life is another."

"You already showed me a picture of your de Kooning."

'Say when.'

"Near as I can figure, your painting style is Depressionist."

"I got the idea when I accidentally dropped a tin of paint on a canvas, and some idiot offered me £5,000 for it!"

Man chooses head from cupboard.

'Man, I wish I could paint like that.'

'The ailing matisse tries cutting out meat and diary products'

"Clyde, I can't find my pink dress anywherrrr..."

Mastering political faces.