Musical Expressionist Gifts

"I need somebody to looove!!"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

Mime Baby

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

Mime father in the delivery room.

Who are you?

A great new year (for cartoonists).

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

Quiet Quitting

The Greatest Mime in the World

"Practicing my hate-face."

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

Pop orchestra plays concert for children

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

Self Indulgent Teenager

"It's my most personal building yet."

"Of course, art is one thing, dear - life is another."

Optimism, Pessimist, Surrealist

Mime Prison

"You already showed me a picture of your de Kooning."

'Say when.'