Edgy Expressionist Gifts

Graffiti artists school

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

Mime Baby

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

Who are you?

Mime father in the delivery room.

A great new year (for cartoonists).

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

"Practicing my hate-face."

The Greatest Mime in the World

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

Quiet Quitting

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

Pop orchestra plays concert for children

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

"Of course, art is one thing, dear - life is another."

"Near as I can figure, your painting style is Depressionist."

'Say when.'

Optimism, Pessimist, Surrealist

'I want you to be aware the bats in my belfry are a protected species.'

"You already showed me a picture of your de Kooning."

Man chooses head from cupboard.

A writer of the sea.

'I'm amazed at how you can express your feelings so succinctly with just a few bold brush strokes.' 'Go Away!'