Edgy Artist Gifts

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

Mikado

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

"I'm putting you on country music."

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

'Let's go around the room, and talk about the edgy, creative things we've done so far today.'

Award-Winning Photographer.

JEEZ! Who the hell is drawing you?

Non Drip Paint

'You're not creating another thing till you've tidied your room!'

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

'Underground cartoonist'

Make Your Own

Drunk artist paints pink elephant.

The school's security staff began to think Fred was deliberately taunting them with his latest body piercing.

There is no clear line in the salon world.

'To be frank Benjie, I don't think you've ever really recaptured the edgy brutality of your early potato-man period.'

'Surely we can settle this like Civilized People!'

"OK...is this character insulting?"

'Look at yourself! Ever since college, you've been different. You've changed!' Mark was right. His mother HAD changed.

'I know it's a cry for help, but couldn't you just, like, say, 'Help?''

KINKY

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

'It's terminal? Fantastic - I was worried my blog was going to loose its edge.'

Graffiti artists school

"If think my sense of smell is returning."

"I knew it was time to get dark and edgy way before 'Batman' and 'Twin Peaks.'"

A painter has painted himself into a tight spot and is stuck.

"Ouwth! Bid my toug"

'Roger does get a bit carried away with the kid's plasticine.'

Paint running down a decorator's leg.

"If the following programme doesn't turn you on, you may find it OFFENSIVE."