Edgy Art Enthusiast Gifts

'To be frank Benjie, I don't think you've ever really recaptured the edgy brutality of your early potato-man period.'

Larry's used art

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Alien David statue

That shows business confidence.

The height of fashion in 1796

Children's artwork exhibition.

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"The overthinker"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

The Selfie

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Candle Portraits.

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Wagging Dog

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

Giant white horse.

Cats at private view

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

Children's Art Show.

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"...and this is one of us on the beach."

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"