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One Year After Charlie Hebdo, Editors Are Killing More Cartoonists Than Terrorists

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

Couples' therapy

Soldier armed with a pen.

The devil you know and his plus one

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

"Feel better, dear?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

WHO checklist

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

The Elephant in the Womb

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Museum of Natural Cliches

Mime father in the delivery room.