Expression Champion Gifts

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

Couples' therapy

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

Soldier armed with a pen.

The devil you know and his plus one

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

WHO checklist

"Feel better, dear?"

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

The Elephant in the Womb

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

A great new year (for cartoonists).

Museum of Natural Cliches

Cartoonist Stabbed By Censorship Swords

Censorship.