Expression Master Pillows

"You can just say you don't like it ... you don't have to make that face!"

Gymnastics.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

The Elephant in the Womb

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

A great new year (for cartoonists).

Mime father in the delivery room.

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

Museum of Natural Cliches

'Your reflexes are still good!'

An English and French student converse.

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

'Mommy! Larry's making faces again!'

Irony: Then and Now

Axel, if I were to give you one piece of advice in life, it would be this: Don't hide your light under a bushel

"They say the early bird gets the worm, but something's rotten in Denmark with this scenario!"

"Say these things, don't think them!"

"I though you said I should take the ball and slowly meander around with it."

The Fascinating Language of Ambivalence, Decoded.

Quiet Quitting

Devil in the detail