Master Of Expression Pillows

Quiet Quitting

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"It's all a matter of planning...."

"I figured my stress ball should match the size of my anxiety."

The Day Dreamer.

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

"Now at this point reality intruded."

Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

An English and French student converse.

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

"Practicing my hate-face."

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

Two men creating themselves with a pencil and paintbrush.

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

"Is this speech pie-in-the-sky nonsense or aspirational?"

'Among my many talents, not shown on my resume, is that I can say 'multivarient transformative interactive analytical heterogenacity in management leadership' three times fast.'

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

A janitor stomps on, mops up and bottles some grapes to make "Truly Affordable Beaujolais".

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"Haven't you heard! There's going to be a bit of a reshuffle!"

"Uh, it's the funniest thing honey... None of my power tools seem to work! I guess those projects will have to wait..."

Gymnastics.

I think he's saying that after losing his job, he was retrained as a street mime.

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

"You can just say you don't like it ... you don't have to make that face!"

"I heard you have a really bad toothache." "Meh. Not anymore." "‘Meh’?" "I got bored of that, so I just moved on." "Amazing." "‘Mindless over matter’" "Bored of this phone."

'Oh, I would say it was at least twice that size, and it had fangs and horns too...'

Home/work masks.

Man with a button on his head.

Angry ant.

Get Over Yourself!