Expression Interpreter Gifts

"Want to come along and take turns explaining the look on his face."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

Dialogue

She - Interpreter - He.

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

The Elephant in the Womb

Signing the declaration of independence.

"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

"Are these 'raw' facts or 'spun' facts?"

Museum of Natural Cliches

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

Confused drivers

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

An English and French student converse.