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A Hard Look At Hard Looks

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

Soldier armed with a pen.

The devil you know and his plus one

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

The Devil's in the detail!

The Elephant in the Womb

Freedom of the press

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"Be or be not. There is no question."

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Who are you?

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

Censorship.

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

Museum of Natural Cliches

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

An English and French student converse.

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"I though you said I should take the ball and slowly meander around with it."