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Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

I think he's saying that after losing his job, he was retrained as a street mime.

"You're all mouth and trousers you are."

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

Soldier armed with a pen.

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

The devil you know and his plus one

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

The Elephant in the Womb

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

Coffee Menu

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

Censorship.

Museum of Natural Cliches

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Studying and technology

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"