Expression Explorer Mugs

"Hang on...We must be doing something wrong...How does that saying go again?"

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

"Don't listen. It's a red herring."

"Well, I'll be darned. They had just walked away."

"I'm greener, yes. But am I happier?"

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

Damned if you do Damned if you don't

"For the last time, stop saying 'Let's just wing it'!"

"Hey, it's good news!!"

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

'It's made of teflon. That way, when 'the stuff' hits it, it doesn't stick.'

'Wait, son...you can't go out like that! You forgot to dot your I.'

"This elephant in the room thing, is it an Indian, Asian or African elephant?"

"'Damned if you do, Damned if you don't', … Talk about 'win, win'."

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

Blank head looks at emojis in closet.

The Smiley Face at home.

"O.K., so you had to break a few eggs to make an omelette, but now some of those eggs are suing."

'I don't know if the cat is away ot not - I got his answering machine.'

Smoky was reluctant to speak, but anything straight from the horse's mouth was always well received...

'This isn't the best start to a finance meeting...'

"Okay, roses smelled. What next?"

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

'Couldn't you have just gone goth like your brother?'

'The s**t hit the fan, thank the Lord it wasn't turned on.'

"What should we do today? Swim against the tide or go with the flow?"

"It's totally pointless - that's what makes it art."

"What if it's raining cats and dogs?"

"Do you know 'Everything but the kitchen sink' is an expression, not a challenge, right?!"

'When I said children should be seen and not heard, I wasn't giving you permission to get tattoos.'

Letting the cat out of the bag.

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

'Oh, Harold...How can I face our family and friends knowing you're a crossdresser?!'