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Edvard Munch

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Paul Klee

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Why we need poetry. . .

Relationship Warning Lights

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Chiller Theatre

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"Needs to get a life"

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

Pastorius wonders why.

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

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Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."