Expressionistic Explorer Prints

Edvard Munch

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Paul Klee

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Why we need poetry. . .

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Relationship Warning Lights

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Chiller Theatre

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Needs to get a life"

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

Large Emoticon Collider

Pastorius wonders why.

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."